'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'

On a Plumber's truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'

On another Plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

On an Electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'

On a Maternity Room door:

'Push. Push. Push.'

At an Optometrist's Office:

'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

On a fence:

'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

In the front yard of a Funeral Home :

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

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I could not restrain myself from writing another post....today only...

Infact, I believe in celebrating life-journey with friends at the most popular hang-outs in CP..like SRC ..quite frequently and then move to Railway Station (near-by) i.e., Tilak Bridge... to see and feeeel the liveliness and agility of life where so many trains pass-by in short time......yestrady only, we were discussing the curvacious patterns of life then suddenly I asked in dismay "Yaar, Zindgi hai kya cheeez?"

My one friend instantly replied, "you wanna know what it is!!!" And pointing towards one fast train nearing us said, "See Life is coming...........................and in the twinkling of an eye it was passing us by...and we stood there ...seeing people in the windows from different walks of life (like the people..our friends, relatives, colleagues we come across in our short life span).."and see.............. it is ......going...moving away now".......and it disappeared.....we could simply watch it (Life) {with awe!!} coming and going in a split-of-second..........

And you know what sign was printed on the last boggie...........of the train.............................................X....................................A Big Cross........

Let there be left something unsaid..........................!!!!!

Note: This post is dedicated to Vineet.....who helped me see and understand the life so closely on the platform......in one of the meetings at the platform.......

It was the post which I had written some months back..I liked this post coz of residual images n memories of that place in my mind n that is y I'm reposting it....never mind if you read it earlier(some of old friends)...

Last week one of my spiritual friends took me to one ashram, near haridwar amidst rajaji national park, which I had been deferring for quite some time. Having reached near Haridwar, we had to take some other route to the jungle where ashram is located...........It was pure fun to be in the jungle..but a fear was lurking in my mind which my friend cud read easily........and he assured me that anybody with conviction in Sidd Baba cud not be harmed ever on the way to that ashram, known as Siddhi ashram, and my nerves were lit bit calmed on hearing this....

On the way we came across bunches of deer n other harmless animals...And it was so exciting to be on such a track of wild animals.....And finally when we got there, in the evening, into the mid of the jungle after an hour journey....it was enthralling ..Ashram [located on the virgin bank of ganges....]. was surrounded by a fruit-laden gardens ....a gaushala at one end...........and ..it was as if u r away into a different world away from human dust n contamination................and life can be so simple..........and stunningly beautiful.........at nite we ate prasadam, preapred by sadhus, devotees, who live there ...

We then went to sleep on roof of the concrete structure of the ashram.............

And it was awsome....beyond words..............star-studded sky......looked like a decorated bride, waiting for her groom..........
Stars were so "Bright" n so "Close" that they cud easily be touched (Believe me!) and then wild noises emanating from the adjacent jungle....and then the mellifluent sound coming from the ganges .... it seemed like a dream place............I really cud not sleep n kept thinking that nature is so charming n beautiful.

And we humans ruthlessly destroy everything without a single trace of remorse......................
And while I was keeping awake to find a glimpse of some animal (from the roof ), I cud find a deer searching for something.........in that moon-lit nite.........I was enjoying the best moments of my life......And then suddenly a shooting star entered the sky from somewhere n burnt...................Perhaps I can't express what I saw n what I experienced that nite.................but surely I would be a frequent visitor to that heaven on earth whenever my soul wants to be in the lap of nature!!!

Life is full of miseries and especially poor people are worst affected by the brunt of any sort of ailments...they just have to go thru all traumatik experiences in govt. hospitals, life is so uncertain that what is in store for us in very next moment, we never know!!??

We should be thankful and be in gratitude to that Divine Powers for giving us healthy and cheerful existence otherwise there are somuch of sufferings and pains that life becomes a liability....

So cheer up guys!! Life is too short to crib and cringe...

"Count your blessings and not your troubles...."Enjoy the celebration called Life......."

And one thing I would like to let you all know, based on my experience, that "One must have medical insurance cover of atleast 2 lacs so that one may not have to go through financial agony in testing times" and don't have to visit govt. hospital in any circumstance.....

want to have more details in this context....pls feel free to get in touch wid me!!!

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."

either the car is new or the wife.

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her,"How about the kitchen?"

My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.

That was only for the estimate.

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days... Then the mud fell off.

Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"

the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...

at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

If you have a function/party at your home and if there is excess food available at the end, don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India) - child helpline. They will come and collect the food, provided it is uncooked... Please circulate this message which can help feed many children.

PLEASE, DON'T BREAK THIS CHAIN, "Helping hands are better than Praying Lips ".