over a Gynecologist's Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'

On a Plumber's truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'

On another Plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

On an Electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'

On a Maternity Room door:

'Push. Push. Push.'

At an Optometrist's Office:

'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

On a fence:

'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

In the front yard of a Funeral Home :

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

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