Xcuse me, women folk...I just haapened to have read these quotes in some blog and I could not stop myself from spreading it further but u must .........appreciate the sense of humour of men, ofcourse!!
A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.
"Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her,"How about the kitchen?"
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days... Then the mud fell off.
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...
at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
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A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.