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MANAGEMENT COURSE-- PART A
Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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FUN TIME
over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.'
On a Plumber's truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.'
On another Plumber's truck: 'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'
On an Electrician's truck: 'Let us remove your shorts.'
On a Maternity Room door: 'Push. Push. Push.'
At an Optometrist's Office: 'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
On a fence: 'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
In the front yard of a Funeral Home : 'Drive carefully. We'll wait.' **************************
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Life in four photos!!!!
First Pic Break of Dawn -- New lease of life, Embarking upon a New Voyage......
A Child Flyin Kite -- Young Blood, Aspiring to Fly High with Enormous Zest n Zeal..coz U Know, Sky is The Limit......
A Small Tree -- Need to Nurture.......
Two Birds Hovering Above -- There r People Around to Take Ample Care of You, You r Actually Carefree...... .
Second Pic
Daylight -- You r Almost Halfway Through in This Voyage Called Life.....
Couple -- You Hav a partner of Yours to Lean Upon n Speak Your Heart Out to......
Grown-up Tree -- You Hav Been Nurtured Profusely to Stand Tall n Rigidly in The Storms That May, Otherwise, Let U Down.........
A Small Tree -- You, Together With Your Better half, Have Given A New Lease of Life to Another Breaking Dawn (Your Child).........
One Bird Hovering Above -- There r Comparatively Less People Around You to Take Care of You, Unlike During Your Wonder Childhood Years.......
Third Pic Fall of Dusk -- Twilight is Setting Upon, Life Has Come a Full Circle....
An Old Man -- It's a Race Against Time Now On, It's The Begining of The End of The Voyage......
Ageing Tree -- Signifies The Above Two Things, Second One Being The Personification of This........
Grown Tree -- Your Kins Hav Grown Up, It's High Time You Start Supporting Them With Tender Care Rather Than Clashes..........
One Bird -- Self Explanatory, I Guess???
Grave -- In Course of The Voyage You Hav Lost Luved Ones n You Also Start to Anticipate Your Ultimate Fate n Destiny..........
Fourth Pic
Nightfall -- Voyage is Over, Darkness is Looming Over, High Time to Say Good Bye....
Starry Sky -- There's Still Happiness Around, Thanks to The Aesthetic Memories Left by You n The Good Work Done Too......
Grown-up Tree -- Your Kins r Walkin in Your Shoes now, It's For Them to Follow Your Footsteps Drawin Inspiration From Your Exemplary Life..
Grave With Two Crosses -- You r United With Your Soulmates n RIP........
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Zindgi hai kya cheeez?????
Dear Friends, I could not restrain myself from writing another post....today only... Infact, I believe in celebrating life-journey with friends at the most popular hang-outs in CP..like SRC ..quite frequently and then move to Railway Station (near-by) i.e., Tilak Bridge... to see and feeeel the liveliness and agility of life where so many trains pass-by in short time......yestrady only, we were discussing the curvacious patterns of life then suddenly I asked in dismay "Yaar, Zindgi hai kya cheeez?" My one friend instantly replied, "you wanna know what it is!!!" And pointing towards one fast train nearing us said, "See Life is coming...........................and in the twinkling of an eye it was passing us by...and we stood there ...seeing people in the windows from different walks of life (like the people..our friends, relatives, colleagues we come across in our short life span).."and see.............. it is ......going...moving away now".......and it disappeared.....we could simply watch it (Life) {with awe!!} coming and going in a split-of-second.......... And you know what sign was printed on the last boggie...........of the train.............................................X....................................A Big Cross........ Let there be left something unsaid..........................!!!!! Note: This post is dedicated to Vineet.....who helped me see and understand the life so closely on the platform......in one of the meetings at the platform.......
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Celebrating Life!!!
Life is such a mysterious happening to the man kind...that the more we try to solve the mysteries of this puzzle, the more we get entangled into it............So the best thing what I did....... stopped (trying infact!!) understanding the life and lo!! I have more time to have fun...............so U all try that!!!
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A Tryst with Raw Nature!!!
It was the post which I had written some months back..I liked this post coz of residual images n memories of that place in my mind n that is y I'm reposting it....never mind if you read it earlier(some of old friends)... Last week one of my spiritual friends took me to one ashram, near haridwar amidst rajaji national park, which I had been deferring for quite some time. Having reached near Haridwar, we had to take some other route to the jungle where ashram is located...........It was pure fun to be in the jungle….but a fear was lurking in my mind which my friend cud read easily........and he assured me that anybody with conviction in Sidd Baba cud not be harmed ever on the way to that ashram, known as Siddhi ashram, and my nerves were lit bit calmed on hearing this.... On the way we came across bunches of deer n other harmless animals...And it was so exciting to be on such a track of wild animals.....And finally when we got there, in the evening, into the mid of the jungle after an hour journey....it was enthralling ……Ashram [located on the virgin bank of ganges....]. was surrounded by a fruit-laden gardens ....a gaushala at one end...........and ..it was as if u r away into a different world away from human dust n contamination................and life can be so simple..........and stunningly beautiful.........at nite we ate prasadam, preapred by sadhus, devotees, who live there ... We then went to sleep on roof of the concrete structure of the ashram.............
And it was awsome…...beyond words..............star-studded sky......looked like a decorated bride, waiting for her groom..........
Stars were so "Bright" n so "Close" that they cud easily be touched (Believe me!) and then wild noises emanating from the adjacent jungle....and then the mellifluent sound coming from the ganges .... it seemed like a dream place............I really cud not sleep n kept thinking that nature is so charming n beautiful. And we humans ruthlessly destroy everything without a single trace of remorse......................
And while I was keeping awake to find a glimpse of some animal (from the roof ), I cud find a deer searching for something.........in that moon-lit nite.........I was enjoying the best moments of my life......And then suddenly a shooting star entered the sky from somewhere n burnt...................Perhaps I can't express what I saw n what I experienced that nite.................but surely I would be a frequent visitor to that heaven on earth whenever my soul wants to be in the lap of nature!!!
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Mysterious ways of God!!
It was a breath-taking experience at one of the Delhi Govt.Hospitals, I happened to visit yesterday... Life is full of miseries and especially poor people are worst affected by the brunt of any sort of ailments...they just have to go thru all traumatik experiences in govt. hospitals, life is so uncertain that what is in store for us in very next moment, we never know!!?? We should be thankful and be in gratitude to that Divine Powers for giving us healthy and cheerful existence otherwise there are somuch of sufferings and pains that life becomes a liability.... So cheer up guys!! Life is too short to crib and cringe... "Count your blessings and not your troubles...."Enjoy the celebration called Life......." And one thing I would like to let you all know, based on my experience, that "One must have medical insurance cover of atleast 2 lacs so that one may not have to go through financial agony in testing times" and don't have to visit govt. hospital in any circumstance..... want to have more details in this context....pls feel free to get in touch wid me!!!
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A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
Xcuse me, women folk...I just haapened to have read these quotes in some blog and I could not stop myself from spreading it further but u must .........appreciate the sense of humour of men, ofcourse!! A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
"Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,"How about the kitchen?"
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days... Then the mud fell off.
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
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Help the Needy.....Call 1098
This is a forwarded msg. worth sharing with you all... If you have a function/party at your home and if there is excess food available at the end, don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India) - child helpline. They will come and collect the food, provided it is uncooked... Please circulate this message which can help feed many children.
PLEASE, DON'T BREAK THIS CHAIN, "Helping hands are better than Praying Lips ".
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Finish Strong!!!